In the roof and couldnt be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. A short while ago, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it.

This is very generous! She thought for a minute, then said, Youre right. She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. Not long ago, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours.

imagine, if you will, the love of your life. the most beautiful woman (or man), a perfect fit. someone that you can see raising a family with. the one person that changed your whole perspective on life, love, and happiness.

I hate my mother in law so much that Im contemplating divorce rather than living with her.. Last night, my husband told me that hes letting his mother move in with us.

A very clever, delightfully funny and visually stunning Disney film. And yet we end up watching it having already seen its potential to be something much more enticing.

Yesterday, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name B-R-A-I-N.. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing...

Ive been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the caliber of what Im up against.

A short while ago, I was making out with my boyfriend. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon.